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We Interrupt Our Regularly Cheduled Program…

Posted by on October 22, 2012

When you’re mi–ing two out of 100 of -omething  you might not mi– the two thing-.  -ut if they are certain  -omething, well then, you really mi– them.  I am trying very hard to patiently wait for my new key -oard to arrive.   -ut it i- getting very hard to –e -uper patient.

Thi-  i-n’t my only potential electronic tragedy recently.  La-t week, Thur-day I -elieve, I wa-  moving  -oil out of my pond- and ju-t aout the end of twilight I noticed my phone wa- no longer in my hip pocket.  I checked my route to the pond from the garden and couldn’t find it.  That certainly meant that it wa- either -uried in the pile I had made of pond –ottom -oil or I drove over it and –ma-hed it into the pond –oil.

Dirt got up ju-t -efore 5am the next morning and walked out to where I wa- working ju-t in time to hear my alarm go off and find it under a couple inche- of coal –lack -oil.

I’m -orry Dear Reader, thi- mu-t  -e a- difficult to read a-  it i-  to type.  -o no –logging or face-ooking my girl- until my key-oard come-.  -oon I hope!

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I do have -omething  to keep me –u-y until it arrive-.  I harve-ted a-out a quarter of my pepper-.  And today I need to dry -ome, freeze and can other-.

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I’ll  -e  -ack when my key-oard come-  and Dirt in-tall it.  Then may-e I can talk without all the-e  halt-.  And  peaking of halting -peech, have you -een the Chanel 5 commercial with Pitt?  “My luck, my fate… my unfortunate commercial”, i-  what he  -hould have -aid.

Enjoy the de-ate tonight Dear Reader.  I’m –ure it will –e a- comprehenda-le a thi- po-t.   -ee you later thi-  week or next when my -oard come-.

9 Responses to We Interrupt Our Regularly Cheduled Program…

  1. imac

    These might Help.

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  2. Daisy

    Oh dear, Lanny. I’m sure that is very frustrating to deal with. It made me giggle a little trying to read this, but I know it has to be annoying for you trying to use a keyboard with missing letters. Hope you get a new keyboard soon. Your peppers are pretty–nice bright colors!

  3. Cliff

    Finally, a post from Lanny with no bs.

  4. empress bee (of the high sea)

    oh too funny honey, sorry for the problem but this is funny!

    smiles, bee
    ooxoxoxoxoxo

  5. Far Side of Fifty

    My daughter lost her e. her husband downloaded an one screen keyboard for her to use..it is driving her nuts.
    I hate perfume..and more than that I hate commercials for perfume..stink bots. I like Pitt..but please spare me. I suppose he “sells” to the 30 to 40 something gals that douse themselves in perfume.
    The debate..both are rude…like school boys. Tell me something about our own country..how are you going to fix it?? They have a big job to do..and I don’t think either of them can do it. What a mess. In this great big country isn’t there anyone else who can run for President..?? I am discouraged..not so much for me..but for my Grands..:(

  6. Linda Sue

    OK so how funny do I think it is that you have lost your BS? astoundingly so – spectacularly bountifully funny! Dear woman – the peppers look spicy and beautiful, your writing as always special as well as being thoughtful.
    I don’t watch enough tv lately to catch much of the commercial – Brad Pitt looking like a street bum pitching perfume – not the smartest thing in the world. I do enjoy my fragrances and honestly buy’em for the stink’um not the current version of Hollywood’s definition of what’s desirable.
    Until we meet again my dear and -pecial friend! OH and I’ve voted – figured now I can take a pass on listening to talking heads on tv – one reason I have remote controls with mute buttons – mute those fools!

  7. Sparky

    Good -tory.
    Go-h, I thought you’d developed a li-p there for a minute. *giggle* Hope your new keyboard is here now. It must have been quite aggrevating.
    Luv ~:)

  8. Maple Lane/Mildred

    Your peppers are so nice. Hope by now you have your keyboard back to normal!
    Thanksgiving is early this year….wishing you and your family a blessed one! Tell everyone I said “hi.”

  9. Ralph

    I had a keyboard that lost the letter L on time. Was going to send the tech guy a question but realized I couldn’t do it without that letter. It was would have read “What the he is taking so ong?”
    Ralph