Author Archives: Lanny
Ahem, Correction
As I was checking to make sure Mike’s comment got to Apologies I noticed I messed up again on trying to relay someone else’s humor. Without re-listen to the recording I have of Demitri Martin (he is almost a guaranteed distraction) I think I fixed it. If you haven’t heard him and aren’t terribly sensitve … Continue reading
Brrr It Was a Cold Windy Day
I didn’t want to come home from camping last week and just blog non stop about camping. I wanted to spread it out so here is another installment of Iron Creek the Huckleberry Fest. Well it turns out that it wasn’t much of a Huckleberry Fest. Oh, there were lots of berries on the bushes. … Continue reading
Apologies
“‘I apologize’ is the same as saying ‘I’m sorry’, unless you’re at a funeral” Demeti Martin. But I am not at a funeral so I will just say, “I apologize”.” First to Mrs. Palin for spelling her name wrong in oooh Wait, Did You Just Reveal… . Spelling like a frog on acid, again. Second, … Continue reading
Did God Say?
Was God quoted in Malici as saying “I hate divorce when children are involved,” “and I hate a man’s covering himself with violence as well as with his garment when children are involved,” ? Or did Matthew and Mark quote Jesus as saying, “and the two will become one flesh after the baby arrives,”? Ahhh … Continue reading
oooh Wait, Did You Just Reveal…
Personal hypocrisy? Well maybe, but did I say I was perfect or Dirt? So in case you didn’t smell the toast burning I will point out what may have gone undetected. I will even try to explain it without coming to my defense, I will let God do that, or discipline me, which ever. I … Continue reading
My Old Fair Job
A few years ago, in 2000, when my oldest daughter was about to get married I was offered to work as a cook at Myers burgers at the fair. I went back a few years, skipped a year and did a couple more. Anne from Seattle is dumping onions on the grill. The onions go … Continue reading
Fair Flowers
Because it was the first day of the Fair the clerks and judges were working very hard to get their work done and the flowers displayed. Entries are brought before the judge and the ribbon placement is decided, the clerks record the placement (it means money for the entrant) a ribbon or a sticker is … Continue reading
Whatcha Been Doin?
I found a very funny fellow on a blog last night. I laughed so hard (silently) tears were streaming down my face but I must have been making some sound or shaking the bed because the Snoring Dirt woke up and wanted me to share. Just roll over sweetie it isn’t just one joke. I … Continue reading
The Fair Report
“Darling, I have been working on this do for days, it cost a fortune. Doncha ya just love it Darling?” Yes, I do and I will be ordering many of you for next year. I think you could flip the bridal industry on its head! A couple that twirls and spins their way through life. … Continue reading
Tag? I’m It? Family Secrets? Not No More!
Kathy tagged me and I believe that I am to tell five things you do not know about me. Which could be very different from telling five things you might not know which then could be an extremely short list – five things to be exact. But I am going with the first interpretation only … Continue reading